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TFW Your Life is Like Melania Trump's

1. You're a kiddie model in Slovenia, which is soooooo...

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2. So you move to Big Apple and become a hot, sexy model...when you can find the work.

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3. Then in 1998 you make a bold move and slip "The Donald" your number...

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4. He wants to show you his "dance moves" (BIG mistake girlfriend, HUUUGE mistake!)

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(Skip a few major life moments)

5. And you become First Lady!

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6. And it starts to sink in... no more New York penthouse, no more ladies who brunch and carefree world travels.

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7. You take up a new platform: Bullying. (We hate to say it hunny, but it is not going well.)

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8. Then you find out your idiot husband (a.k.a. the literal, real-life president) cheated on you with a pornstar named Stormy.

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9. So now you are plotting your way out.

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10. But so far this is all you've come up with...

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